2006/2007 Squad

Hello Mister Co.
Since we know that you are very busy preparing the spectacular show for the FCPorto 2006/2007 presentation - you will be doing the piano concert, the magic trick and the soprano voice all at the same time, saving Pinto da Costa from hiring Pedro Burmester, Luís de Matos and that woman that usually sings the more stylized version of our anthem - we are preparing the squad for you. I mean, who stays and... who goes.

Goal Keepers:
Vitor Baía
Helton
Pedro Ribeiro

Defenders:
Bosingwa
R.Costa
Pedro Emanuel
Pepe
Ezequias
Cech

Midfielders:
P.Assunção
João Paulo
R.Meireles
Ibson
Lucho Gonzalez
Andersson
Jorginho
Tariq
Vieirinha
Quaresma
Alan/Diogo Valente

Strikers:
Bruno Moraes
Lisandro
Sokota
Adriano

If a new Striker comes on board i say let go of Sokota. I'm sorry for Diogo Valente but he looks dumber than Hugo Almeida - and that's hard. Either him or Alan will have to go.

By the way folks, we released a newer (with more quality) version of THIS post. Enjoy.

Another Brick In The Wall

My best friend, Mr. C0 Adriaanse,

After the last game with Groningen, me and Michael Knight started working furiously on finding how to solve Bruno Alves problem. It took us a couple of days but we were able to find the solution. The perfect position for him, if you allow me to say so, is:

Indeed! We have contacted Soares da Costa and Bruno Alves will be incorporarted imediatly!

Actually FC Porto made EUR 10 million with this transfer. That was the amount Soares da Costa had to spend to hold him from Israeli hands! Some scouts rumored solid interest from Israel to hire Alves in their recently presented demolishing squad!

By remaining in Portugal he may even end up working on the new "Pavilhão Desportivo" that FC Porto needs.

Oh another happy day!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREAT ONE!

Happy Birthday Mister Co. Me and MacGyver wish you a tremendous Birthday!

What to offer to the man that has everything? A Planet? A Star? A book with all of Samora Machel's Speeches?

It's tough.

We will keep offering you our dedication and support.

LONG LIVE THE CO.

Zidane and the Pre Season

The engines are rolling again. The show must go on, even if the outcome is inevitable: The Great Adriaanse, Conqueror of Worlds will win, again.

At the present moment the team stays the same with the addition of 4 new faces. Talking about the quality of the new players is basically, a waste of time. Why? Because they have spent some days with Adriaanse now, so they are bound to be the best players in the universe. Also, it was very generous of you allowing the new Dutch guy to come and learn at your side. And i find it really humble that you did it under the guise of him coming to teach your players. Hilarious. As if they need to know anything else after beeing with you for a year.

Mr Adriaanse, i've used Kitt to try and solve one of the greatest mysteries: What Materrnazi said to Zidane. As usual, Kitt came through and we were able to decipher what he said to Zidane...:

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